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Hitchhiker’s Guide “Don’t Panic!” Mini Towel

(4 customer reviews)


Miniature towels for fans of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

Note: we are currently in the process of changing this product for the better! The fabric will be the same, but the edges and words will be much cleaner. If you order this product now, you will likely receive the new version when it is completed. Thank you for your patience, and I hope you will enjoy the new and improved product!



You should always carry your towel with you, whether you’re hitchhiking across the galaxy or just watching TV at home. This one fits right in your pocket, your wallet, wherever.

Towels are made of soft terrycloth. Due to availability, sizes vary slightly, but they are all approximately 2.5 inches by 4 inches.

The Guide has this to say about towels:
“A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”

Okay, this towel might be a bit too small to do all of those things, but at the very least, it will remind you to not panic.

Comes in a many colors and patterns: solid color (yellow, green, pink, blue), stripes (yellow/green, pink/blue, blue/green), or dotted (orange/yellow/green, blue/green, pink/orange).

Additional information


Yellow, Green, Pink, Blue, Green/Yellow Stripes, Pink/Blue Stripes, Blue/Green Stripes, Orange/Yellow/Green Dots, Pink/Orange Dots, Blue/Green Dots

4 reviews for Hitchhiker’s Guide “Don’t Panic!” Mini Towel

  1. Deborah S.

    Meditative Mini Towel!
    This was the perfect gift for my daughter to keep near her desk at work to remind her to chill out when it gets too stressful. She loved it!

  2. Roanna B.

    These are darn awesome!
    I bought a few of these and have since been using them to clean my glasses and to clean my phone and laptop screens. I love them to bits and they can easily fit into my wallet and so are very convenient! I have given one to a friend as a present and I plan to give some to my sister as a present also. I highly recommend them!

  3. Virginia J.

    It’s an adorable little novelty. I love it! 🙂

  4. Efua P.

    Lovely little hg2tg towels!
    Got some stickers for being the 42nd order, which was so sweet, and I loved it all! Came on time, I use the towels as lovely bookmarks.

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